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| Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot
revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is
choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every
chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are
well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may
ask; "because you are my friend".
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| Back from Penn State! The trip was fantastic! Tons of great memories w/ the girls. Team came in 3rd place out of 96 teams. Not too shabby... =) Thought I'd mension a couple of highlights throughout the trip; if you don't understand them, then that's just too bad ~ waking up at 5:20 a.m. for three mornings straight, Tall Shiva (hookah bar), Hair Dye party in the bathroom, the Creamery vs. Coldstone, shopping, volleyball (ofcourse!), the SKEETS, "I'm riding on the magic school bus and i'm bringing...", coloring books, nap time, "Can I pet your poodle?", "Where the hell are we?!", buckets of cold water thrown onto innocent team members in the shower, etc.~
Obviously, there's a whole lot more, but i'm just too lazy to type them all up. SOLs and finals are coming up... wahoo >_< can't wait til we hit summer!!! | | |
| I finally got my permit! So excited... now if only i could get my dad to teach me how to drive a stick shift... >_<
Sea monkeys are some interesting things/organisms. I think i had a bag of em' when i was in 4th grade or so. Apparently, you're supposed to be able to teach them tricks like: swim through the hoop, come to the surface of the container when they see food, swim in circles, and do flips. Well, being the marvelous and intelligent 4th grader, i basically looked at them for the first couple days then completely lost interest. Forgot to feed them for, oh... i don't know, let's say... 4 months? The water started getting icky and murky and obviously, the poor sea monkeys all died. I never cleaned or emptied out the sea monkey habitat. About a year and a half later, i happened to be walking by and OH MY GOSH! There were sea monkeys in the container! They just popped up outta no where! I was in awe. But then, they died. And I moved on. But then a couple weeks later... BAM! There were a couple more sea monkeys in the habitat. But they died 2 days later. After that, there weren't any more future generations of sea monkeys... =( oh well, they were freaky little shrimp that freaked me out. life goes on.
and the question of the day is (and you totally knew this was coming didn't you?) : Why is it that everyone always says "Be the bigger man... take the high road." What's wrong with being the little man?! You get to act immature, and do whatever you want without thinking about future consequences. And the bigger man leaves you alone... I really don't see the problem in that. | | |
| It's amazing how far your mind wanders when you're cramming for exams. I've been studying for the past 2 weeks and still have one more week to go. But during these past two weeks, I have stumbled upon some rather interesting questions that I would like to have answered. (it's amazing what your brain can come up with while you're spacing out)
Questions:
1) Where do nuts come from? ( and i'm talking about almonds, peanuts, hazel nuts etc.) I have never seen a nut tree or bush... so, does that mean they're underground?
2) Why do birds prefer to stand on power lines instead of tree branches? (everytime we're out driving, i see a bajillion birds on the power line(s) and maybe 10 in the tree)
3) What's the deal w/ the whole 'Birds and the Bees' lecture? What do birds and bees have to do w/ doing the "deed" ?
4) What causes wind? I understand an earthquake happens when two pieces of land crash into each other or overlap... so does that mean wind occurs when two different air gusts collide? >_<
5) If dogs can't see colors, can they see light? Because, doesn't light count as a form of color? How can dogs differentiate between day and night? Or would everything just be in shades of black?
6) Who was the genious that looked at a cow and said " I think I'm gonna go squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out." ?
7) Why did the REDSKINS have to LOSE?!?!? ::RoAr::
Alrighty, I'm afraid I am going to have to leave you with these 7 questions. Gotta go back to studying. Hopefully this upcoming week will go by smoothly and given that I am still sane, you will not have to read another irrelevant, random, xanga update, such as this one. G'luck to everyone still taking exams! | | |
| BACK FROM NEW YORK!!! Got to see the family and chill with my absolute favorite cousin Nora. The 4 hour car ride up wasn't bad... I slept most of the way =). Once we arrived, I was greeted by my hospitable aunt judy and uncle john. And ofcourse, the numerous "OH MY GOSH! YOU HAVE GROWN SO MUCH! You look so grown up now!" XD. The following day, both Nora and myself got food poisoning (from what, we still don't know). Throwing up in a restaurant's toilet with your cousin dry heaving into the sink next to you isn't all that glamorous. When we walked out of the bathroom, the two tables sitting closest to it must have heard us cause they looked at us with wide eyes and gawking expressions... it was just PEACHY KEEN.
But other than that one incident, christmas weekend was pretty fun! Lots of parties, got to see family, got many "red bags" full of $$$ which is always a plus, a haircut (Vincent, the hairstylist, literally took off four inches!!!). Many other things happened, but i'm 1) too lazy to write it all 2) trying to keep this xanga PG-13 and 3) don't really remember it ALL... >_< Now I won't see my awesome family (on my mom's side) for another year... =(
On another note... why is it that no matter how hard you try... you always gain a couple pounds over the holidays?!?! Makes me SO FARKING ANGRY ::Grrrrrr:: So who wants to hang out before school starts again? Call me up~
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